Thursday, November 8, 2018

My short skit - Using the 4 types of sentences

Alex and Dan in
THE AMAZING TRIP!
Alex: Hey Dan, we have to go to the mall.
Dan: Which mall?
Alex: THE mall!
Dan: Wuh?
*canned laughter
Alex: There is only one mall that’s close and it’s Savemore.
Dan: Oh! Who told us?
Alex: Tita Kitten, Lola is sick and tita is tired so we must go alone.
Dan: Oh, let me get my stick.
Alex: What stick?
Dan: THE stick!
Alex: Wuh?
*canned laughter
Dan: The stick we use to play with the cat?
Alex: Oh! That stick.
Dan: We should get a move on. Tita might see that we are still here.
Alex: Let’s go!
(At Savemore)
Alex: So, you know this place, right?
Dan: Yeah! I know this place like the back of my hand! Wait, has that scratch always been there?
*canned laughter
Alex: Sure you do, bud. Sure you do.
(Time card: 5 mins later)
Alex: Wow! There are so many things!
Dan: Yeah, let’s go get what we need.
Alex: Right, may I have the list?
Dan: Ummm…
Alex: YOU FORGOT THE LIST!?
*canner laughter
Dan: Sorry! I was busy getting the stick.
Alex: *sigh I brought an extra. Let’s go.
(Later)
Alex: We are back!
Dan: We have everything!
Kitten: But you forgot the list!
Dan: Alex had a spare
Kitten: That’s a receipt for our last grocery!
*canned laughter
Alex: Oh! Ummm RUN!
Dan: AAAH!
(end)